Man driving west on road. Woman driving east on same road. As they pass each other, Woman yells out window: "PIG!" Man yells out window: "BITCH!" Man rounds sharp curve And crashes into HUGE PIG in middle of road. Man dies. Why don't men listen?
I love books--- paranormal, urban fantasy, romance of any kind, historical fiction, YA, and many others. Political or self help are about the only kind I don't pick up.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Brought to You by Robert—A Very Short Story
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Haha, love it!
ReplyDeleteLMAO. He should have listened
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